*** How 'bout super swimmer Michael Phelps smokin' pot?
- I heard the officials got suspicious when he couldn't swim a straight lane.
-Also the fact that he couldn't do synchronized swimming alone raised some red flags.
- I guess that wasn't the chlorine that made his eyes red.
- And that time when he actually floated out of the water while doing the butterfly should have raised concerns.
-Someone's eyebrows should have been raised, when, during a relay race he passed the next swimmer a joint.
-But I wanna tell ya, they shoulda suspected something was up when he admitted his favorite song was "Smoke on the Water".
-Nah, but they weren't buying his excuse that it helped his performance by giving him a bouyant feeling.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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