*** My wife was watching the movie, "The Singing Nun". Okay, I don't remember much about the real Singing Nun, but I do know she looked about as much like Debbie Reynolds as Jamie Farr did.
*** A guru told my sister that she must find her "inner self"-- she went to get X-rays done.
*** My wife says I'm always feeling sorry for myself. I told her she should apologize for saying that.
*** My alky uncle almost drowned. Instead of calling "help", he yelled, "Hey Michelob!!"
Our family probabaly did the world's worst interventon with him. I guess you're not supposed to bring a 12-pack and chips along to these things.
*** My wife wasn't amused when I playfully told her to "rustle me up some grub!" I just can't understand why fish wanna eat those things!
*** Time magazine announced it's working on a special book on the evolution of underwear: "A Time History of Briefs".
*** I told my wife, roguishly, that I was gonna have my way with her tonight. She said, "Ya know, I'm geting real sick of your way!"
*** My wife complained that I was intellectually lording it over her, like Henry Higgins to Eliza Doolittle. I said, "By God, I think she's got it!!
*** BTW, if Henry Higgins was really the accomplished linguist he claimed to be, he would've said "I think she has it!"
*** One of my uncles wondered why he was broke. I said, "Y'know maybe being JD Salinger's and Harper Lee's literary agent wasn't your best career move?!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
I enjoyed The Singing Nuns' version of the theme song to Gidget.
All seriousness aside, I later read about what became of her after her brief moment of fame. What a tragic and ironic story.
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