THIS IS NEWS TO ME:
"Police Say Man Attacked Girlfriend With Cheeseburger" --- I used to have a "Big Mac Attack" right after I ate one, but this is a new one.
*** It was kind of sad seing the CEO's from the Big Three automakers, trying to give the impression that they've given up their wasteful ways, arrive at the Senate hearings on a bicycle-built-for-three.
*** How about all of these CEO"s coming to Congress for bailouts?. The last time I saw so many men with their hats in their hands was in the final number from "A Chorus Line"!
*** Nah, the three Wise Men from Detroit showed up with Gold , Frankincense and Myrrh---that was their lawyers!
*** It was kinda poignant when they read their "Letter to Santa", saying all they wanted this year was 34 billion dollars.
*** And how 'bout Obama naming Hillary as Secretary of State? That's sorta like Donald Trump hiring Rosie O'Donnell to be his personal assistant!
*** In the spirit of restoring the Clinton administration to the White House, Obama today named Monica Lewisnsky as the Official White House Humidor.
*** I advised my comic friend who's trying to make it as an impressionist that it's not wise to introduce each celebrity he's doing as, "The inimitable...."
*** No doubt about it---our culture has become more and more debased. I saw a show the other day called "How to Pimp Your Manger Scene Display."
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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