*** I'm all for early voting, but only between 6 and 6:30 am seemed a little ridiculous!
*** Destiny has called for DNA testing to prove once and for all that's not her Child.
*** The Democrats have charged that Condolleezza Rice is really a Muslim. They claim her Uncle Ben converted Rice.
*** My granddad is real proud of his old rifle in storage---he calls it his dusty Springfield.
*** I just watched a poignant drama of three sons trying to understand their mother, and by the end denouement!
*** The next few days' meals are gonna be no treat---left over candy corn, licorice, life savers, candied apples and tootsie rolls.
*** The poor coach of the 0-9 Detroit Lions---management waterboarded him with Gatorade .
*** Is it just me, or do you fear that one of these days we're gonna see one of those older coaches have cardiac arrest when he gets the Gatorade treatment? Talk about a Cold Case.
*** I think these NFL players are getting a little cocky---one of them after being penalized for unnecessary roughness complained he wasn't read his Miranda Rights!
*** That woman enjoyed being pregnant so much that afterwards she kept playing the birth video backwards.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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