*** I really knocked 'em dead last night---indictments are pending.
*** My sister is advancing in her reading skills---I can now send her e-mails in type-size 18 instead of 20.
*** Sarah Palin once again embarrassed herself when Katie Couric asked her to name one other famous Supreme Court case beside Roe v. Wade, when she blurted out "Alien vs. Predator?"
*** Despite Couric's herculean efforts, she could not get Palin to specifically name one newspaper or magazine she reads to keep informed. Palin, finally, in exasperation, said, "Okay, let me know what those two things are and I'll get back to you!!"
*** George Bush's approval rating has fallen so low that McCain has asked him to campaign for Obama.
*** Okay, I'm no gourmet---I thought "Tex-Mex" was something you sent by cell phone.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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