*** I don't mean to be gross, but examined etymologically, isn't asking for feedback inviting someone to hurl on you? 
*** I called the National Dyslexia Association: their answering machine said,  "When you hear the message, please leave you beep."  
*** I know it can be a bitch having dyslexia---a friend of mine wanted to get some LSD and he wound up with high-speed Internet. 
*** Belatedly aware of the possible peril of calling their store "Target", the chairman of the board anounced that forthwith it will be changed to "Ground Zero." 
*** Our government is based on the idea of Checks and Balances---we write too many checks and have no balance to speak of. 
*** The first half of your life you're worried that you're adopted--the second half, you wish it were so. 
*** Our K-9 officer in town is the pits--his dog has more collars than he does! 
*** Some guys don't know what it means to walk in the door and have a woman throw her arms around you and kiss you---it means you've gone home to see your mother!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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