Horse Soup

*** There's a new self-help group--Anonymous Anonymous---for people morbidly afraid of signing their names to letters.

*** And' how 'bout that automobile club for alcoholics-AAAAA?

*** Health-wise, I feel I'm in good shape---hey, a circle's a shape, ain't it?

*** I went and got my nose fixed. Now my mouth doesn't work!

*** How come a band can play other people's music and be called a "Cover Band"? But, if I tell someone else's jokes, I'm a THIEF!!

*** I bought an inflatable leg for my horny dog.

*** My bank told me my checking account's overdrawn. I said, "That's ridiculous---I still have PLENTY of checks left!!!"

*** Not long after going overseas with the army, the farmboy who loved his tractor got a John Deere letter.

*** How come you never see a Third Baptist Church, or a Fifth National Bank?

*** I once saw a Catholic church, "Our Lady of 42 under the G".