***I bought one of those rowing machines, but it wouldn't fit in the bathtub!
*** Very often when I get home from work my wife serves me hot tongue and cold shoulder.
*** Some disgruntled Obama campaign workers said they'd like to change his slogan from "Change you can believe in" to "Fished ya in, didn't I, suckers?"
*** Whenever I'm on drugs I get a strange craving for fried eggs.
***I had an epiphany yesterday--if only I could remember what the hell it was!
***Hannah Montana's new CD is called "My Achy Breaky Ears!"
***Asked it were true that he had a sharp temper, John McCain responded, "Yeah! So What's it to YOU?!"
*** I'm not sure the digital camera I bought is of the highest quality---are all of them supposed to have a small red rubber ball attached which squirts water out the lens?
*** I still say that "Asplundh" company name you see on trucks is an anagram we're supposed to solve.
*** I finally got a booking---30 days for vagrancy.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
1 comment:
"Asplundh!"
God bless you.
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