*** John McCain yesterday accused Barack Obama of being a socialist. In return , Obama shot back that he has proof that McCain once belonged to the Whig Party.
*** I picked up my mother at the airport last night---hey, it was dark in that lounge!!
*** A family man is a guy who's traded the money in his wallet for snapshots.
*** My wife doesn't select my clothes---she just picks my pockets!
*** O.J. Simpson has a new book out: "Okay, I Did It! But Lets All Pretend I Didn't."
*** A group of blondes formed a carpool---they decided to meet at their office.
*** I mistakenly mixed Viagra with my shampoo---now I look like Don King!!
*** I saw a CD I just HAVE to have: "The Essential Bobby Goldsboro."
*** My wife said I should be "more of a man", so I put on 35 pounds!!
*** My promiscuous niece moved to Parris Island so she could study marine biology.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
Please have some respect for Bobby Goldsboro. The poor man lost his wife, you know.
How would you like to come home one night and find out that the angels came?
Now, he's stuck watering the damn tree by himself!
How would you like to come home one night and find out that the angels came?
Well, she never should have been fooling around with that baseball team in the first place!!
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