People are sitting up and taking notice of my act---then they’re getting up and calling the cops!!  
 KFC’s new slogan: “It tastes just like chicken!”
 JAP---said she considered her body a temple---I told her since I’m an observant Jew I like to go into temple twice a week.  
 He’s a real gentleman---he always offers a lady a place to sit----his FACE!!   
  She’s a lady of the evening ‘cause no one can stand to look at her in daylight!! 
 She’s a soccer mom---yeah, dad socks her at least once a day!! 
I once dated a Jewish-American Princess---at the height of passion, I'd yell, "Who's your DADDY??" She answered, "Dr. Sol Kanterwitz!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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