If I'm on a diet, shouldn't I order 500 Islands Dressing? 
  What if the European Union goes on strike?? 
  I used to be a back up singer---when I sang everybody backed up!
  Then I tried scat singing and that's what the told me to do! 
  Isn't the alternative to a band, no music? Oh, now I understand Alternative Rock? 
  It was reported that one of The Beatles imitaion bands, ended up, like their role models,  by going up on the roof---but they sadly jumped of!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2 comments:
You should take this on stage.
There's one leaving for Dodge City in ten minutes.
I'll see you there (Yes, I received the same advice from Shayne)
I resent that sir---my comedy is most definitely NOT to be laughed at!
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