Monday, June 16, 2008

Jokes

If I'm on a diet, shouldn't I order 500 Islands Dressing?

What if the European Union goes on strike??

I used to be a back up singer---when I sang everybody backed up!

Then I tried scat singing and that's what the told me to do!

Isn't the alternative to a band, no music? Oh, now I understand Alternative Rock?

It was reported that one of The Beatles imitaion bands, ended up, like their role models, by going up on the roof---but they sadly jumped of!

2 comments:

Author Joe Dyson said...

You should take this on stage.

There's one leaving for Dodge City in ten minutes.

I'll see you there (Yes, I received the same advice from Shayne)

Desert Son said...

I resent that sir---my comedy is most definitely NOT to be laughed at!