I read in a biography of Jeffrey Dahmer that his parents may hav e fatally missed an ominous sign when he was a child. Seems that when Christine Jorgensen went to Sweden to be surgically changed to a woman, little Dahmer suddenly developed a craving for Swedish Meatballs!
Much lesser known song title:
"There's a Porn Shop on the Corner in Blue Balls Pennsylvania".
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According to a bio on Sgt Joyce Kilmer, famous for his poem "Trees", in a moment of despair before he achieved recognition, he cynically wrote, "I think that I will often see, a Poet hanging from a tree"
According to people magazine, Liza Minelli sentimentally remembers all her ex-husbands by putting their Do Not Disturb signs in a cherished place in her house.
Oh when does this trial end?? I tried to hire some Chippendale Dancers and they sent over two guys dressed up as chipmunks.
Who Asked Me:
Leonardo DiCaprio, seemingly in an effort to get out from under the type of casting his cherubic face demands, has been mostly playing tough cops and other such badasses. Trouble, is Leonardo, I can't ever get past that "baby face---you've got the cutest little baby face..."
If Obama's hair continues to gray at the pace it is now, by 2012 he'll be ready to star in a remake of Sanford and Son.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Jeffrey Dahmer almost got a job at Kellogs until they found out that he was a cerial killer.
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