Family News

Cousin Sheldon, who always had a violent temper, just should never have quit his Anger Managent class.
Yeah, he was talking with a guy and said something the man enthusiastically agreed with.
When the guy went to fist bump him, Sheldon shot him dead.

Aspiring actress, Cousin Ariel---she got a role in The Vagina Monologues, but she was canned because the director thought she was a cunt.

Alkie Uncle Saul--says he's given himself over to a Higher Power---J&B Importers.

Career criminal Uncle Max-another winner---only after he strong-armed his way to cornering the Change-Making Machine market, he realized the business wasn't making a nickel profit!

Libertine niece Sultrina!! She is showing signs of maturing, though---she says all she wants to do is find three good men and settle down.

Cousin Shlomo, no genius---he used to be a professional wrestler--- when his wife asked him for his pin number, he got down on his knees and slapped the floor as he counted off "1-2-3!"

Crazy Uncle Izzy says he hates to watch TV so he told the Satellite installers to have the dish facing north.