Knuckle-Ballin'

In light of recent Supreme Court decisions, the title of Orson Welles classic film has been changed to " Citizen Kane Financial Empire"

My Uncle Sol was so cheap , he once gave a nickel to the March of Dimes!

Cousin Ariel likes to take odd jobs that still make it clear to all that she's a serious actress---she was once a Stratford-on-Avon Lady.

I'm gettin' so old I remember when remote controls had only three buttons!!

I read that Fred MacMurray, when he made those Disney comedy films was forever flubbering his lines.

I think a Jewish Yuppie couple I know may be putting too much pressure on their newborn---they're naming him Wikipedia.

I read this escapist novel ---the critics called ita first-rate pot-boiler---more like a pot-simmerer.

Man, I know times are hard---I saw a hooker with a sign, "No Payments Till 2011!"

That's the last time I buy a GPS from a New Age store---whenever I'd consult it, it said, "Hey man---it ain't the destination, it's the journey!"

My wife always says "Jesus!!" when she points out something amiss I did around the house---That's okay, that's what my Jewish mother called me when I was kid!