Out with the New, In with the Old

*** According to a study, would-be kidnappers look only to victimize noteworthy people.

*** Hey, that show "The Soup"---they have to find the most outrageous, tasteless, embarrassingly "funny" moments from a week ofreality shows like Povitch and Spinger.
The nausea it must induce notwithstanding, I'm really unsure whether that's the easiest or hardest job in TV!

*** I said to my wife "I don't know, sometimes I just hate myself!" She said, "Well, I always said you were a good judge of character!"

*** The guy tried to sell me a car saying " Hey, it's old , but it'll get you from point A to point B!" I said, Yeah, but what if I gotta go all the way to point Z?!"

*** I love that old standard There Will Never Be a Portrait of My Love Because Frankly Her Face Could Stop Big Ben.

*** My crazy Uncle Izzy---he saw a statue of the Virgin Mary and insisted that it looked like a melted cheese sandwich.

*** It's cold---I heard Obama, Wall Street and Congress actually had their hands in their own pockets.

*** This is the limit!!--- because I've been unemployed for more than a year, I am being investigated for Income Tax Evasion.