*** German film critics say 'Nein!' to Nine.
*** Okay, so I took a chance----I thought a soap called Jewish Summer would be a sensation!
*** As legend has it the Delphic Oracle always kept a Sybil tongue in her mouth.
*** My friend was caught cheating on his wife. This guy really thought putting a necktie on his bedroom doorknob would prevent his wife from finding him out!!
*** O just great!! After this latest terrorist attack attempt on a plane, I guess we're all gonna have to take our pants off at the airport too!!
*** Avatar in 3-D was awesome---unfortunately the characters were one-dimensional!
*** I refused to surrender my 3-D glasses after the showing. "Hey, ya never know---they might come out waith a 3-D version of My Dinner with Andre"! I said.
*** I heard that network execs are already regretting putting vocally stroke-disabled Dick Clark on for New Years Eve---next year, it will be Jack Klugman, they announced.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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