"Turn down the TV, I can't hear my distant drum..."

*** Well, that argument with my son could have went better. At one point, I cried, "But you're my own flesh and blood!!". He said "Man, talk about being narcissistic!!"

*** Interesting. A bio of Hemingway said that right after he finsihed writing A Farewell to Arms he went out and shot two lions and a rhino.

*** Tiger Wood's wife said in a chilling interview, "Tiger may soon be playing miniature golf--if you take my meaning!!
No, but Tiger's going on the counter-attack. He's started telling David Letterman jokes, including Top Ten Reasons Letterman's a Blatant Hypocrite for making jokes about me"

*** So Obama gave himself a B+ for his presidential performance so far---man, if there was one guy I thought would have no need for Affirmative Action

*** It's clear that the Obama administration feels that Yemen's role in the recent bombing attack wasn't cricket---they're calling it Yemeni
Cricket.

*** I heard a movie goer complaining after huis film let out---"man , talk about false advertising. The film's called There Will be Blood, and there was hardly an ounce of it!!

*** Reports are that Charlie Sheen's wife has added to her list of grievances, mental abuse. She claims that he made her watch all of his shows, including reruns!