*** My crooked Uncle Max---he once did time for selling " X-Ray See-Through" glasses outside nudist camp films, by convincing people they hadda wear them to see naked people.
*** And Crazy Uncle Izzy's weavin' baskets again---who listens to a music channel "close-captioned"?? . Then he called the local publishing company and told them to "turn down the damn music!!"
*** And my alkie Uncle Shlomo--people say he's so "refined"---sure, if you spent as much time around a refinery as he has!!
*** Niece Sultrina--- I smelled trouble when she said her favorite book as a child was "Lolita". Guys complain they can't get to 'first base' with her---every single time it's gotta be a grand slam!!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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