*** Well, last night I reached for the stars, lost my balance and fell in a retention pond.
*** I reminded my sister that our dad played in the South Pacific theatre during the Big War. She said, “That’s ridiculous !! That show didn’t open till five years after the war ended!!”
*** I was asked how I react in a Fight or Flight situation. I call Delta immediately.
*** The local Goodwill store is selling second-hand smoke.
*** Great! They stopped the presses right in the middle of the printing of my first book. Someone at the company finally actually read it!
*** One of my friends' kids has an eating disorder. He keeps sticking his food in his eye.
*** You know you're taking too much Vitamin C when you expel gas and it sounds like Anita Bryant.
*** I lift weights every morning when I get out of bed. Yep, it's diet time again!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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