Been There, Haven't Done That!

*** I saw an infomercial this morning---some guy hawking his book "How to Use Your Male Enhancement Pump Without Getting Emotionally Involved".

*** I've been reading about the Battle of Lake Champlain during the Revolutionary War---I did not know that it inspired a famous song, "The Night They Invaded Champlain".

*** I read that Orson Welles toward the end of his life did a one-man-show that took a critical drubbing---one critic reportedly called it " The Round in the Theater!"

*** What irony!! In the news a stock boy in Books-a-Million was crushed to death by several cartons of the book The Secret.

*** Wall Street Week reports that Businesses are going out of business like nobody's business

*** Alright, is it just me, but doesn't Elvis, in the song Jailhouse Rock", sing about a 'cute little jailbird in Cell Block Three' or something like that? Now, that was either a co-ed prison, or the King was wearing blue suede loafers.

*** I have to admit my aunt Gertie is a rather drab dowdy woman---she's always dressed up to the fours!!

*** I decided I'd "Go along to get along"---next thing I know they told me to "get along!"

*** A guy I used to know really thought a lot of himself as a lover---he called his genitalia "The Magnificent Seven"!