Hail the Conquering Worm

*** They’re reviving a famous American director’s cinematic study of the typical Midwesterner: Kubrick’s Rube.

*** I read that Helen Keller said that, for her, the hardest part of being an author was the “numerous book signings”.

*** The local long-time town barber does not go in for hairstyle diversity The only haircut for the boys is the Towhead for Boys and for men is the Aldo Ray for Men
Belligerent man, too. I asked him for a Razor Cut. Great, it took 12 stitches from the doctor.

*** I’m kinda like a crooked referee---I live on a fixed-income.

*** Noting that, as regards modern televisions, tubes are an anachronism, YouTube is changing its name to: YouDigitallyTransmittedUplinkedSatelliteElectronicImagery.com

*** Sado-masochists’ motto---"It is just as blessed to give as to receive."

*** This woman decorator I know is a ‘fish out of a water’ in this backwater.
She’s a MENSA member and an atheist. Pretty canny salesmanship, I must say, to call her business Intelligent Design.

*** Another family black sheep, late Uncle Murray, was psychic---he knew the exact day, and hour he would die. The Warden told him!

*** Cool!! The History Channel is having an all-day festival called "World War II in HD", and in color too! What, no 3-D??!!