Goldman Sacks

*** President Obama, coming under criticism for being indecisive about sending troops to Afghanistan, is also being faulted for not giving the campaign a name like Desert Storm and Operation Iraqi Freedom. In response, the White house said that in a few days he will officially announce Operation Whatever the Hell We’re There For.

*** Niece Sultrina!! She started to wear panties again after it was pointed out that she was getting dandruff on her shoes.

*** My shiksa wife doesn’t understand what it is to be maybe the only Jew in a small Southern town---You feel the need to fight stereotypes.---She still gets mad when I leave 45% tips at restaurants!!
It can be tough being Jewish---the Rabbi told me that if I get Swine Flu I'll be cast from the religion for taking in pork products!!

*** That American Film Institute knows a cash cow when it sees one.
Scheduled for later this season, not ONE, but TWO specials, "AFI's Top 100 Horror Films Where the Black Guy is Killed First" and " Top 100 Films with Vegetable Stands Being Demolished During Car Chases".

*** "The Jeff Dunham Show" is being criticized for using politically incorrect humor targeting blacks, gays, Muslims, etc. Hey whattdya expect from a dummy??

*** How come so many female authors' first name is Anne? Just somethin' I noticed.

*** My son feels guilty that he and his wife were able to buy a nice house because the previous owners were foreclosed on. I said, "Hey son, it's not your fault!! But dya think we can get our furniture out??