*** One gay friend really likes to put on airs---I don’t think getting buggered over a stack of books qualifies as “being reared on the Classics"!
*** I told a student one time about Hitler’s reported sexual behavior
which involved being urinated and defecated upon---the kid said, "Man he was really sick!”
*** A Cougar—a woman whose face is 16 years younger than her neck.
*** I was complaining to the wife about a succession of nightstand timepieces that in relatively rapid succession had ceased working.
She said “Well, you keep looking at them?!”
*** I don’t think the new Driving School in town’s gonna make it---it’s bad for business to have three roadside memorials very close to the entrance.
*** I’m all for gay marriage---at least that will stop them from marrying Liza Minelli!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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