*** Following President Obama’s signing the largest "Defense" budget in US history just weeks after receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, the Stockholm Committee is considering posthumously bestowing the prize on Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini,Napoleon, Alexander the Great and Attila the Hun.
*** I read that scientific study making the rounds claiming that hunters tend to have smaller than average penises.
Nonsense! I can easily disprove that! Why, I never went hunting in my li….never mind!!
*** I read that when Johnny Carson ended his Tonight Show reign his bandleader received Severinson pay.
*** My ‘bad seed’ grand-nephew. He asked me if I wanted him to give me a tongue-twister. When I said “sure”, he grabbed my tongue with pliers and turned it like a corkscrew.!
*** Interesting report about this partially-reformed sociopath who now takes special care to only put safety razors in the kids’ Trick-or-Treat apples.
*** Word in Afghanistan and Pakistan is that Barack Obama’s services as a wedding planner are now very little in demand.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Now we know why Chenny never shot himself there.
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