*** My shrink's a big help! He told me that I "lack the foresight to see things in retrospect"!!
*** My brother-in-law's a real egotist, His socks are monogrammed "Heaven is Above".
*** I wonder what the parents of blind boys told them to scare them enough to quit masturbating.
*** In an interview , Patty Duke revealed that today a 'hot dog makes her lose control' for different reasons than 45 years ago.
*** Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chain stores!
*** Great! Because I'm unemployed the Socialist Workers Party turned me down.
*** Well, if the story of the balloon boy proves nothing else, it shows how easily the media and Americans are distracted by bright,round, shiny objects.
*** Rush Limbaugh has been apparently thwarted in his attempt to buy an NFL team---he said it crushed his dream of owning a few dozen black men.
*** I'm gonna live out on the edge today--- take a walk on the wild side---Goddam if I'm not gonna push one of the buttons on the remote that's purpose is a total mystery to me!!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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