"Our Hearts were Young and Had an Alternative Life-style"

*** I read an article that said classical music is very soothing for pets. They added that your dog will often roll over for Beethoven!

*** I understand the remastered Beatles albums are so clear and precise, you can actually hear the boys inhaling during guitar solos.

*** I really had a rude awakening today. My wife yelled, “Get your lazy ass outta bed!!”

*** Well, as for Afternoon Delight, the skyrocket flights keep getting scrubbed! My wife calls me a matinee idle.

*** I really got a compliment from an old-timer today. He said I should have written jokes for Al Jolson.

*** Well,this sucks! I just realized that three-quarters of my blog hits were me checking on my blog hits.

*** No one's accusing the locally canonized Florida Gators of having an easy football schedule. I mean, just because they eked by the Women's College for
Obstetrical Studies, 107-0.

*** Okay, my thoughts on pre-marital sex---hey, if it doesn't delay the ceremony...!!