Uncultured Pearls

*** Okay, isn’t cyberspace hard enough for us baby boomer luddites?
How come when you “play” a video, the “pause" sign is on---and when you pause the video, the “play” symbol is on display??
It’s a plot I tell ya!!

*** Okay Lincoln said “A house divided against itself cannot stand”---how come the Capitol Building hasn’t collapsed yet?

*** Let me get this straight---Obama’s proposing that people who don’t carry health insurance should be fined?
Great---now not only is there insurance I can’t afford, but a fine I can’t afford---whose writing Obama's material---Charles Dickens??

*** Reportedly an NFL quarterback went to confession and the priest told him to throw 10 Hail Mary passes this season.

*** The Republicans can’t thank Joe Wilson enough--- he further sullied their party in the eyes of the public-- one said they were ‘hoisted on their own retard!’

*** A little known fact is that old-time film cowboy Tom Mix was also a versifier---in fact, one year he was named the West’s Poet Lariat.

*** I hear on the first show of the season of “The Office they all catch staff infection.

*** Just now reading The DaVinci Code--- so, as I gather, when he was born Jesus had the Three Wise Men bearing gifts, and then later on Mary Magdalene was baring gifts.