Voters in Japan have ousted the Conservative Liberal Democratic Party,---talk about Cognitive Dissonance.
*** I asked my wife why she never compliments me on my piano playing. She explained, “Do the math Van Cliburn!”
*** Why do some websites tenaciously hold on to your browser, despite numerous clicks to go to another site? Do they have more gravity in cyberspace---hey, Hawking , help me out here!!
*** Is it just me, or do you ever drop something like a pen---hear it-- practically see it hit the floor in front of you, and then later only shrug your shoulders after a CSI unit gives up the search? Startin’ to believe in that multi-dimensions idea.
*** That Tina Turner knew spousal abuse like the back of HIS hand.
*** I’m getting older---if I dated a Cougar they’d call me a cradle-snatcher!
*** I apologized to my wife for the fact that I used to write her poems, and now I mostly write jokes---she said, “Oh that’s okay---I mean have you seen some of those poems??!”
*** I understand John Gotti, Jr. has written a poignant bio where he tells that he had so much respect for the idea of Omerta, that he wouldn’t even give names to get his father’s life sentence reduced. The book is called I Never Sang for My Father.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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