*** Okay, how funny is it that Wolf Blitzer, the captain, as it were, of Fox Lite, CNN, got his clock cleaned on Celebrity Jeopardy---ended up with minus $4600--- and folks, these were questions that even Trebek could have aced!? They felt sorry for him and let him play in Final Jeopardy with house money!!
Walter Cronkite must be laughing somewhere while trying to hold back the tears.
*** My crooked Cousin Max was an interesting person---I can’t tell you how many times he was a person of interest in numerous crimes committed.
I have to say though , he had chutzpah-----once on the witness stand he loudly demanded that the judge let him treat his questioner as a Hostile Prosecutor!
*** A friend of mine likes to play the nags---he’s been married six times!
*** My wife can be so unfair and unreasonable sometimes---I mean, so what if I want to take up the bagpipes!!
*** I guess with cloning here to stay, we’re gonna have to toss out that expression “Often imitated, never duplicated.”
*** A friend of mine worked at a zoo where he oversaw the feeding of the animals---one of his jobs was to separate the wheat from the Giraffe!!
*** At one gig a comic was trying to be helpful and told me “ Just go out there and hit your mark!” I thought he said mic---I’m still in litigation with the woman in the front row who sustained a serious eye injury.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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