Anne of a Thousand Faces

*** I’m writing a book about my wife’s house cleaning: “Dust Be My Destiny”

*** I read that two escaped convicts were charged with "Breaking and Exiting."

*** Our local restaurant is not 5-Star, by any means. I jokingly said to the waitress, “I’d like to compliment the chef!!”. She introduced me to a microwave.

*** I read that SNL just let go two comediennes---Now the cast is down to a sleek and trim 19 members.

*** Is it just me or do Joan Rivers and Miss Piggy have the same cosmetic surgeon?

*** Why does the news always refer to “a drug deal gone bad”?---y’mean, if no one was shot , then everything was fine?

*** You know, the dictionary definition of “coulter” is the edge of the plow that digs up the dirt. The name just kinda fits Ann, don’t it?

*** Obama has no friends on the Right or the Left---boy, he must know how Diana Ross felt!