The Sopranos--- Fugged aboud it!!

*** Tony Soprano in therapy---ya see---Analyze This was supposed to be comedy.

Typical session:
Shrink: How are you sleeping?
Tony: Not so good, not so good. Still havin’ dem fuggin panic attacks.
Shrink: What’s been going on in your life, Tony?
Tony: Ah same shit---had a whack my cousin and my best friend. But it’s little Tony Jr. I’m worried about ---shit, I mean, he’s havin’ trouble with his Advanced Algebra class---and he seems to be losing interest in playing for the Chess team…I dunno Fuggedabout it!
Shrink: How’s your relationship with your wife?
Tony: fuggedabout it!!---same old shit! She wants to know why I just can’t have one stripper go down on the ol’ provolone at the club every day---why two?? Women?? Who can figure ‘em out??! Yunno?? Okay, so I forget to put the toilet seat down and don't put the fuggin' cap back on the toothpaste?
Shrink: But what’s really going on between you two?
Tony: I dunno! Seems like I can’t get her to understand that she’s the only one for me---the one woman in my life---dem 49 strippers don’t mean nuthin to me! I dunno why I can’t get it through her stupid fuggin thick skull that’ its her I’m devoted to and want to spend my whole life with---when I’m not at the club, dat is!
Shrink: Well, sorry our times up.
Tony: Good thing too---I gotta go arrange to have my children’s godfather whacked. I hurt to “whack off” on ya---get it??
Shrink: Same time next week, Tony.