*** True: A while ago my computer flashed a message”Changes have occurred to affect the global template”---It took me an hour to dare touch another key!
*** My ex-wife was cold---she wouldn’t even let me get a little behind with my alimony payments.
*** Jeez, you’d think that a director of the prestige of Tarantino could have hired someone to proofread his movie title!
*** Just a little safety tip--- if you start counting to ten when you hear thunder and don’t make it to One---RUN!!!
*** I have rotten luck—everytime I promise my wife I’ll mow the lawn, it doesn’t rain.
*** Have you noticed zombies in Hollywood films have gone from being the 30’s slow-moving lurchers to track stars who could easily beat Carl Lewis if they gave him 20-yard start?
*** OK. I wouldn’t say I had a bad stomach yesterday, but it was like Montezuma personally blamed me for the loss of his Empire.
*** Clergy---people always Playing the Devil’s Antagonist.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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