News On The March

###"Cheney Unleashed: Feels Bush Went "Soft On Him" ---Hey, Too Much Information!!

### "Report: Cheney felt Bush stopped taking his advice (AP)"---this would be starting right after Obama’s inauguration?

### "Ford to boost production of Focus, Escape in 3rd Q" – Savvy move---many are focusing on escaping.

### Palin doubles down on 'death panels' claim---claims that Obama is being influenced by the film Logan’s Run.

### "Scotland considers freeing Lockerbie bomber early"---he promises to “never, ever blow 300 people out of the sky again!”

### "Video of cat playing piano gets attention on Web" ---hey, I’ve seen lotsa Cats playin’’ the ivories!. Ya dig?!
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### "NASA Runs Out of Money to Track Potential Danger to Earth" ---wait till the Killer Aliens from Xandor here this!!

### "Kill Grandma' Talk Won't Die in Health Debate" ---so as I understand it, we
will have a choice of taking private insurance or having grandma whacked.

### "Woman Recants Rape Accusation That Led to Man's Conviction" ---admits he was just a “lousy lay”.

### "Long-Running O'Reilly-Olbermann Feud Escalates" ---hey maybe they'll kill each other in a pistol duel!!.

### "FBI Says Man Gave ID to Teller Before Robbing Bank"--- All this after he burns his thumb print off with acid in case they make him put it on the note.