I Wandered Lonely as a Clown

*** I did me some talkin' to the sun---I was Baker Acted.

*** Okay, did Armand Hammer own Arm & Hammer??---I'm so confused!

*** I heard that when Bubbles was informed of Jack-o's death, he flung shit!

*** I advised my sister that perhaps she needed professional help---she went out and hired a maid!

*** I told my wife that my humor was how I express myself. She said, Okay! What time does the express get here!!"

*** I read in an intimate biography of astronaut Buzz Aldrin that he' s very nostalgic for his glory days. So much so that he's often heard loudly saying while on the john, "And we have splashdown!!"

Ray Charles proudly pointed out that he always followed the Commandment against coveting his neighbor’s wife. However, he did add, “I gotta woman, way cross town…”