Here Come the Co-Dependents

•THIS IS NEWS TO ME:

“Ex-baseball pitcher Cone testifies on Sotomayor strike ruling” ---What? He rather she’d called it a ball? •

“Pentagon considers adding 30,000 soldiers to Army”---I guess that "Army of One" thing didn’t work out.

• “Obama tells NAACP that civil rights leaders paved way for him"---wait a minute---wasn’t he supposed to say positive things about them??
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*** Someone said my act needed more polish---he shoulda seen my shoes!

*** The radio is filled with country music stations here, and they all have the same call letters: “Soo-eee!!”

*** My ex-boss---I always thought that under that miserly exterior there was real tightwad tryin’ to get out!!

*** Well, so far the GOP senators haven’t been able to successfully attack Sotomayor for being born Hispanic.
They definitely went too far when one senator asked her if she had large dice hanging from her rearview mirror and a toy dog in the back window whose head bobs up and down.

*** I read that behaviorist B. F. Skinner, after writing his blueprint for a Utopian society, Walden II, realized it couldn’t work, so undaunted began the unfinished Walden III?

*** Always the last to know!! Damn cell phones---I thought my wife said, “I’m breaking up on you!!”

*** Boy, Paul McCartney wasn't kidding when he said he always dreamed of being on a Marquee!!

*** My late Uncle Bernie was a tenacious, argumentative man---when the doctor pronounced him dead and called the time, he sat bolt upright and demanded a second opinion.

*** My wife asked me how she comes across. I said, “All too seldom!”