*** I read about a self-help group for people addicted to surrealist painters---Hieronymus Anonymous--and that's no Bosch!
*** In case I slip in my martial arts skills, I have a reversible karate belt.
*** The Vulture Collection Agency was not impressed when I sent them Matthew 6:12: "forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors". The Heathens!
*** My cousin in California rented a car from Alamo---he got attacked on the Santa Ana Freeway.
*** Crisis at NASA---it seems they realize 40 years later that Neil Armstrong forgot to ask "May I?" before taking his "Giant Step.".
*** My nephew failed an Online college course---he told the professor his dog ate the e-assignments.
*** I still can't understand why no one's ever shown up for my Agoraphobic Anonymous meetings.
*** My aunt is obese. She told my uncle she needed her own space---he said, "where ya gonna find any"??
*** I think female weight trainers have every thing a man could possibly want: big shoulders, muscular arms and chests.
*** My son has trouble in the relationship area. He showed me his little black book---all the phone numbers started with 800!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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