Loose Connections

His Holiness Krishna Morty will return tomorrow, Monday, which will be his new time slot.

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*** Our couple friend finally separated. They practice Tantric sex.

*** Would a nudist want to be buried in a suit?

*** On his historic trip, President Obama said we need peace in the Middle East, D-Day was a day of courage and sacrifice and that the Holocaust was bad---I like a man not afraid to go out on a limb.

*** We have a gun shop here that's advertising a pistol as an Elvis Remote Control.

*** I saw Rosie O'Donnell's mate---and I thought only men had trophy wives!

*** Buckminster Fuller sure had dome ideas.

*** I saw a film that according to the opening credits was based on a novel, that was adapted for a play, which was adapted for a film, that was adapted for a Broadway musical, which was adapted for the film of the musical.
This might be a good time to invest in a Adaption Agency.

*** My mad scientist/inventor cousin Bernard, inspired by the thumb drive, is working on storing all his life energy in his thumb, so when he dies he just has to upload the digit.