Tibet Your Life

*** I see the latest Flavor of the Month guru is Infomercial King Kevin Trudeau and his book "I Reached Nirvana and You Can Too!: turn your everyday karma into untold wealth!!"

*** My revered Teacher, Swami Sovahtsupwidyu, has just turned 98--- I asked him what the secret of longevity is. He said, "Good clean renunciation of living!"

*** Before one turns with hatred toward another, contemplate all the cause and effect history that has led to this Now situation of emnity---then if you both haven't died of old age, go over and give him such a pinch!

*** The Tibetan Book of the Dead---hey, there's a sure beachbag item!

*** I am often asked, "Krishna Morty, why does your creed have no songs, like those of other religions?"
I chuckle at their lack of awareness and then show them my "Big Songbook of Transcendental Tunes" which contains such immortal classics as:
"While My Sitar Gently Weeps", "Zing went the Strings of My Chakra", "Buddha and Soul", " Swami, How I Love Ya", "Ohm and Chanting Evening", "My Baby Does the Kama Sutra" and "What are You Doing the Rest of Your Lives?"

*** I am asked often,"KM, how much stock do you put in such things as pyramids, crystals, dreamcatchers, magnetic bracelets, etc.
"True," I say, "such things are created by the unscrupulous to capitalize on the credulity and naivite of others. But,to answer your question, I sink about 100 thousand samolis into them!"

*** Tarot Cards can be very helpful---unless someone's dealing from the bottom of the deck.

*** I am distrustful of I Ching---I threw the cubes once and crapped out!