MeMALLial Day

*** Considering how often and how many times Obama's reversed himself, it's amazing he's not on a slave ship on his way back to Africa.

*** Marcel Marceau was surely a legend in his own mime.

*** PETA 's getting a little ridiculous--- I saw a Pixar film and in the closing credits it said that "no CGI animals were harmed during the making of this film."

*** My son is so gullible---he told me he bought a a big bulky computer for a song. He asked me if Univac's a good brand.

*** Yeah, my dad was a frustrated comic. I referred to my parents as "Mater and Patter".

*** My wife criticizes my piano playing. Whenever I play an old standard, she says "it sounds like it came from Tin Ear Alley!"

*** My cousin with the untold wealth is doing a stretch in stir---one of the people he didn't tell was the IRS.