Short and Sweet

THIS IS NEWS TO ME:

• "Sri Lanka president declares victory over Tigers in civil war"--- "Now for those insurgents!!" he boasts.
• "Spacewalkers tackle toughest Hubble repair job yet"---worse yet, the warranty expired.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*** Descendants of the Indian extras who fell off their horses hundreds of times in the golden age of the American western, have filed a class action suit to collect damages from the movie companies for the serious longtime damage to their ancestors' bodies.
Unfortunately, court observers say that the motion will most likely be shot down.