Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Take Me Out of the Ball Game

*** I've decided I'm going to be a Florida Marlins fan---I made that decision right about the time their record was 11-1. No bandwagon jumper here!

*** There sure are a lot of Hispanics in the game now---I mean the Bullpen has real bulls!

*** They've replaced the singing of the National Anthem with Guantanamero!

*** Quite a few Japanese in the game too---yesterday I saw one lay down a kamikaze squeeze.

*** Yeah, that Japanese influence is being felt---now they have the 7th Inning Tai Chi.

*** The hawkers in the stands are yelling, "Peanuts, hot dogs, enchiladas, sushi!"

*** I don't know if it's steroids, the ball is juiced, or the bats are corked, but one guy hit a home run so far in Dodger Stadium it was caught by a player in Candlestick Park.

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