*** A very proper lady was offended by one of my off-color jokes. She said I should leave my bad taste in my mouth.
*** Well, my promiscuous niece has achieved something---she's been named to the board of directors of Unplanned Parenthood
*** Baseball has become so commercialized. I mean, "This replay of that foul ball was brought to you by Toyota!"; "this timeout while the pitcher spits and pulls on his crotch was brought to you by FTD Florists!"
*** Obama keeps starting his sentences with, "Let me make one thing clear..."well, we're waiting!
*** I just can't convince my sister that Gilbert and Sullivan didn't write "Alone Again Naturally".
*** As far as I can see that submarine pitcher that ball team obtained has torpedoed the team.
*** Well, they threw my convict uncle Max back in the hole. At his arraignment the judge asked him how he pleaded. He said, "Usually on my knees!"
*** The teenage Somali pirate has been sentenced to 15 men on his chest.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
No comments:
Post a Comment