KRISHNA MORTY--A Funny Thing Happened To Me on the Way to Nirvana.

*** What is the sound of one hand clapping? From my stand-up experiences I know the sound very well.

*** If a tree were to crash in the forest, a chipmunk might very well get a concussion.

*** The Kama Sutra is an ancient guide to the art of physical love. It's been reprinted under the title, "50 Ways to Enter Your Lover".

*** Maya is the name for the world of illusions we mistake for reality. This was taught to me by my revered Zen Master father. I sing of him often, "Oh Maya Papa".

*** So, one day me, Deepak Chopra and Wayne Dyer were in a bar havin' a few drinks. We began to discuss who would pay, which became quite contentious, all three of us wanting to bestow the act of charity. Dyer suggested we close our eyes and meditate on it for five minutes. When I opened my eyes, Dyer and Chopra had scrammed leaving me holding the tab.
They should only have lousy karma like nobody's business!!

*** First we are No-Where---then we are Now-Here---then we return to No-Where---unless one understands this, there is No-Way, No-How you can get Any-Where---Where was I?

*** Until we reach Nirvana we return many times to earth with the same people, however in different roles and relationships--this is close to what the Christians call Hell.

*** I myself just recently was enlightened to the fact that I was once my own second cousin on my stepfather's side.

*** We are all blessed to have a Spirit Guide or Guardian Angel---all except the lost people in Hollywood---they have agents!