*** According to many psychiatrists, Multiple Personality Disorder does not really exist. That's just what the 10 of us have been saying for years now!
*** Stephen Hawkings gave me the incorrect time.
*** Whenever our Uncle Izzy tells us his latest scheme is on the "up and up", we know that's the direction he's taking to the river.
*** I hear they're launching a new tabloid paper about celebrities doing time in prison. It's called '"Stars in Stripes".
*** I was told that in order to watch Ghost Hunters I have to buy an Ectoplasma television.
*** All joking aside, you have to give that swimmer Phelps credit---I haven't seen so many broken records since Richard Kiley brought them in to play for his class. (If you don't get this one, ask DTS).
*** I had insomnia last night, so I put on that Kubrick film, Eyes Wide Shut---if you need shut-eye, that'll do the trick.
*** My poor aspiring actress cousin---she auditioned for the part of Blanche DuBois in a revival of Streetcar...they said she was a little too unstable for the role.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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