*** Last night my wife asked me to use protection. I'll tell ya, having those Blackwater guards standing around the bed just took the romance out of the whole thing!
*** A class-action defamation suit has been filed by Drunken Sailors United, who claim that they take pride in their financial frugality.
*** The boss asked my sister why she brought a Bartlett's book with her to her job selling car insurance. She said, "Well, you told me I'm supposed to give people quotes!!"
*** My dimwit friend came home from a trip to Japan very angry. I had to convince him that when they said, "Ah so!", they weren't calling him a name.
*** They tell me I was a paranoid when I was a child. Apparently I used to play with my imaginary enemy.
*** It's been learned that, at the last minute, one of President Obama's alert staffers struck a question he intended to ask at the end of his recent speech to Congress, "Ya know what I'm sayin'??"
*** Alien vs. Predator?--- It's hard to pick a sentimental favorite in this one.
*** I saw a funny headline yesterday, "Germans Shocked By Senseless Violence"!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
1 comment:
Ah so? I thought they were saying, "Ah Joe"
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