Today begins a new feature, to run every Sunday, highlighting the comic stylings of the man known among the great Gurus as the King of the Transcendent One-Liners, Krishna Morty. Enjoy in Blessed Enlightenment.
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*** I just flew in from Chicago and boy, are my astral body's arms tired!
*** I have to admit when I first perceived enlightenment, it was a Chakra to my system.
*** A man came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in three days---I blessed him for his great act of self-denial.
*** Take my cosmic soul partner--Please!!
*** While I was busy being in the Here and Now, they repoed my car yesterday.
*** Death, Shmeath---I've come back more times than The Eagles.
*** I believe that by lengthy meditation in a bare room I can know all things on Earth---well, of course except maybe the college basketball scores.
*** I believe that I and all beings are One---which I have to admit sickens me a bit when I think of my repulsve cousin Shlomo.
*** We are all here to free ourselves from the illusion of the ego---or as it is written in the ancient sacred texts, "Good luck with all of that!!"
*** Yes, it is true that Good and Evil are intertwined and inseparable---which makes it damned hard to figure out what kind of greeting card to send to friends on any given occasion.
*** I have a friend so egotistically unenlightened, he said his Higher Self could beat up my Higher Self.
*** One must beware false gurus---my first one told me my Mantra was, "Jimmy Crack Corn and I Don't Care".
*** In an unenlightened state, I once took my baggage with me to a higher plane. I learned my lesson when the plane lost it.
Namaste!!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
They asked me why Harris keeps coming back more times than The Eagles?
I said, "I can't tell you why. No, no, baby, I can't tell you why."
Just tryin' to "Take it to the Limit"
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