*** The broken engagement between Bristol Palin and her fiance came down to the old story of class being an impediment to the joining of true love. Yeah, Levi's family convinced him that joining the Palin's would be a step down in class.
*** After the batter swung and hit a home run, the catcher angrily yelled at the pitcher, "I signaled for a curveball and you threw a slider---don't ever throw me a curveball like that again!"
*** All this talk about the legalization of pot---I don't know--- aren't Americans
fat enough already!!
*** A lot of porn stars take themselves too seriously-- No, if you were in "Hump for Joy," you can't really say you're in the Graphic Arts
*** Word is they're dubbing new lines into "It's a Wonderful Life" to make it a bit more contemporary.---For example, "No man's a failure who has more than 5 names in his e-mail address list."
*** Major scandal in town here. A clegyman asked some young boys to ride on his handlebars---"What's so bad about that?",you may ask. He was referring to his moustache.
*** I saw a man crying. I asked him what was wrong. "I lost all my money in the Stock Exchange," he said. I commisserated with him. "Yeah, " he blubbered, "I was visiting the Gallery and I lost my wallet---$9--every last penny!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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