*** A new book suggests that rocker Jim Morrison was bisexual, which was the inspiration for Herman's Hermits' "This Door Swings Both Ways".
*** A friend told me he saw a good looking woman from behind, tried to pick her up and realized it was his wife. Boy, talk about chasing your own tail!!
*** I'm all for gun control---you don't want someone just willy-nilly shootin' in all directions!
*** What exactly are female suicide bombers promised in Paradise. Forty men who will listen to her when she talks??
*** There's a new abbreviation for e-mailers when they want to communicate that they're feeling lazy: LOLL.
*** My wife criticized me for always seeking people's approval. "I'm really sorry you don't approve," I said.
*** I told my wife I finally got the ball rolling on my search for a new career. She said, "Yeah, I saw ya coming out of the bowling alley!"
*** I saw a really lousy impressionist at a comedy club the other night. He said he was gonna do an impression of Bogart in The African Queen, then we had to listen to his stomach growl over the mic.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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