THIS IS NEWS TO ME:Iraqi shoe thrower due in court (AP) . In a related story, a racehorse was arrested for throwing a shoe while ex-President Bush was at the track.
First Woman Swims the Atlantic Ocean---Modern Wrong-Way Corrigan, embarrassed woman says she meant to swim English Channel.
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*** I once took a wild girl to her place. I went to the bathroom and when I came out she was hanging from a trapeze. She hadn't seemed depressed to me!
*** There'a a new polish for cleaning Birkenstocks--Shinola Gay.
*** My uncle, the angler, loved to hang his bigger catches on his wall to impress houseguests---he was always fishing for compliments.
*** You gotta say this for the Unabomber---at least, as far as victims went, he didn't favor one sex over another.
*** I am reading the confessions of a sex addict, "I Love Loosely".
*** I was old that smoking pot can give you "man boobs". Oh, so that's why that cop felt me up after stopping me in traffic.
*** It's a little known fact that when composer George Gershwin was mad at someone, he'd shout "Go Concerto in F yourself!!
The One Liners #365
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