Homeostasis It Is.

THIS IS NEWS TO ME: "Ugandan boxer refuses to let blindness stop his training"--- panel still to rule on his using vicious guide dog in ring.

*** Talk of legalizing marijuana in California is setting off a great migration. They're calling it the "Acapulco Gold Rush".

*** This Rick Warren guy and his "Purpose Driven Life"---I'm startin' to think his purpose is to drive me nuts.

*** My friend gave me valuable career advice. I guess I shouldn't preface my lines with, "Folks, no joke..."

*** The world economy is in bad shape. I heard that the estate of the great Japanese director, Hayakawa, had to lay off three Samurai.

*** I went to a psychic yesterday. She told me I have a great future behind me.

*** Okay, "Plan Nine from Outer Space"?---Man, those first eight plans must have been doozies.

*** People who really know him say Al Gore's a hard guy to warm up to.